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New Pullip Forum

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 07:13:00 GMT

I love PullipStyle. I think most people will agree with me. I have every intention on continuing posting there, but lately it seems like you have to watch what you say a little more than I like. I don't know if any of you agree with me, but I wanted to have a forum where I could talk about my dolls without having to worry about the way I was wording shit and if I'll corrupt one of those 11 year old collectors that have been popping up all over the place lately.

Suck My Dolls...new pullipy forum goodness.

I don't know if anyone will be interested in using this, but I have a few dolly friends who thought it was a really good idea. If it ends up being a small group on here, that's cool. If you think you might be interested, just check it out and read the rules. It's pretty lax. I don't know what else to say right now since it's 3:11am and I should probably be asleep. Check out the forum and let me know your thoughts on it? Register? Keep it real, mah bbs?

The Return

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:33:32 GMT

Reese: It's difficult to go from being overwhelmingly loved and adored to being ignored and covered in dust for nearly a year. It's been hard to be me lately...

Reese: Living in a taco.

Reese: Sure, it's delicious, much like me. The taco and I have a lot in common. But even though we are both spicy and irresistable, I miss the bookshelf. I miss the attention. I miss the other girls. This taco cannot fill the void in my heart.
Me: Um...Reese? First of all, get out of my makeup case. Second, you know I will take you back to the old house any time you want to see the other girls. I didn't know you were so sensitive about being left alone for a while. You know I've just been really busy lately...

Reese: I'm not sensitive, I'm just fabulous. Maybe it is time to leave the taco. I believe it's time for my triumphant return to the bookcase. ONLY THIS TIME, THERE WILL BE SOME CHANGES! THINGS WILL BE RUN MY WAY NOW!
Me: Oh, I'm sure this will turn out great...

To be continued, bbs...

(I'm sorry for the semi-bad quality of these pictures. My apartment has really bad lighting at night. Also I hope someone out there remembers Reese and the girls. I know it's been a long time, but I'm glad to be back here!)

NOT DEAD!

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 03:28:08 GMT

I'm not sure if anyone will even see this, considering how long I've been away from this journal and the doll collecting people who were/are friended on it, but HELLO! I'm not dead! My dolls have been on the back burner but I still have them all plus a few I haven't introduced. I will probably get back to the pulliping sometime in the not so distant future.

Meanwhile, I've been making little geeky charms of stuff that's awesome. I.E. Vampires and zombies and...Dorothy Gale. I'm planning on making some sort of website to sell them, so I have a question for anyone who might see this entry:

Would you buy these for $1/per charm? (They are obviously rough drafts and unfinished, and I do have metal jumprings to put them on and whatnot. I can pretty much make any character/animal/person/creature.)

Anyway, I'll be posting here again more often. I hope some of you remember me. (lol)

Poodle dance!

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 20:16:08 GMT

DAL!

Tue, 22 Aug 2006 23:47:20 GMT

Does anyone know of a reliable place where a girl can order Drta?

I need that little grumpy hag. :(

Question:

Sat, 12 Aug 2006 17:32:07 GMT

What would you name this 1lb, 6 month old female kitten:

??? XD

Fri, 11 Aug 2006 02:08:45 GMT

Updated Pullip pics. XD

Wed, 09 Aug 2006 18:55:20 GMT

This is MOST of them. A few are in surgery (Shiloh, Lex, etc.)and whatnot.

Reese (her lips are too pink...I'm going to repaint them...again)

Jane (newly blonde and sans glasses, but she still has them and wears them)

Christina (back to the way she used to look)

April (in the process of being back to the way she used to look)

Mars

Pandora

I don't have a name for her yet, but Scott says she looks like Shane from The L Word only blonde. I'm pondering giving her the black wig I have lying around...lol

I forgot to take one of my Anne. :(

My only stock girls:

Salem

Mich

Feel free to tell me which ones are ugly and which ones are fabulous, since it's nice to hear opinions on my work (even though I'm not changing any of them besides whats next to their names).

Question for you all...

Mon, 07 Aug 2006 19:33:16 GMT

I have a blank Pullip in front of me, endless eyechips in pretty much every color, multiple wigs...

Bringing Anneliese back vs. new custom girl to sell?

ETA: next_top_pullip If you want to help with this, please give me your email address or an AIM sn and I'll be in touch asap (as I have no life).

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 15:13:34 GMT

Okay kids, I have been out of state for a long time and I am leaving again on August 18th. I'm going to take this short period of being at my parents' house to straighten some things out.

I know I suck at mailing out custom dolls in a timely manner. This is a big part of why I'm not taking commissions anymore. I'm sorry to everyone who had to wait months on end for dolls they didn't end up liking when they got them (so far there has only been one person that really disliked the doll, as far as I know). I will try to do whatever I can to make it up to you guys. I'm aware that my dolls are not perfect and nowhere near factory quality.

Driel, I'm sorry that you don't like your Street. Please keep in mind that she was the first doll I ever did for commission and that is why she is lower in quality than the other doll she came home with. I lost your email address, so if you read this please email me (barter.tailea@gmail.com) and I will refund you in full.

I will only have internet for a few more weeks. I'm moving into an apartment and I don't have the money for internet (or tv...yey?), so if anyone has anything they need to discuss with me, now is the time.

FRIENDS CUT!

Mon, 29 May 2006 20:18:19 GMT

EVERYONE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM MY FRIENDS LIST. IF YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDED TO THIS JOURNAL, PLEASE COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW SO THAT I CAN ADD YOU BACK.

I can't completely ignore my dolly baybehs, and so I'm not going to delete this journal. HOWEVER, I will be making it 95% friends only (picfics will remain public), and I only want friends that actually read this journal and won't go around talking smack about me like they're popularslashcool and/or funny. I'm sick of the immaturity, so I'm just going to cut people who don't really give a damn about me/my dolls/wtfeveryo.

Please comment and let me know if you want to be on my list. If I don't get a comment from you, you will only be able to view picfics. I deleted everyone and I'm starting from scratch via comments just to make it easier for me to weed out those of you who don't want to be here.

The return of the picfic!

Sat, 22 Apr 2006 19:42:13 GMT

Reese: Do you think he has a new girlfriend already?
Pandora: Reese, really, does it matter? It's been months since Daniel moved.
Reese: sigh

Pandora: I mean, the world is never fair. Look what happened with me and April.
Reese: No kidding. And check out that goat dude who's been in the top 40 on the radio for like 16000 weeks.
Pandora: Exactly. World=unfair.

Reese: That shit is almost as bad as ska.
Pandora: Goat man vs. ska in a battle royale?

Reese: SKA VS. GOAT DUDE IN A STEAL CAGE DEATHMATCH! SKA DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE!

Pandora: I'd hate to be in ska's black-and-white-chekered shoes during that one.

Reese: SKA HITS GOAT MAN WITH A TRUMPET! BAM! GOAT BOY BUSTS OUT HIS GUITAR! FLING! HE SINGS ABOUT GIRLS ON SUBWAYS AND HOW HE HAS NO CHANCE WITH THEM! SKA EXPLODES ALL OVER THE ARENA! BOOOO HISSSS KILL THEM AAAAAAALLS! OH NOES!
Pandora: I don't think ska would give up that easily...

Reese: I don't think you can CHOOSE not to explode, Pandora.
Pandora: You got me there.

Emosaurus

Mon, 20 Feb 2006 17:32:02 GMT

?:*sigh*
Are you alright?

?:Me? Oh, yes. I was just thinking about starving children in third world countries.
OIC? And...who are you?
?: OH! I'm sorry. My name is Mary.
I'm Tailea. Will you be staying long?

Mary: I'm not sure. I move around a lot.
Well, make yourself at home.
Mary: *sigh* I can't believe Prince William got married without me.
Um. Yes. Okay.

Mary: *sigh* Did you know people kill puppies to make coats out of them? It's tragic.
Reese: 101 Dalmations isn't real life.
Reese, be nice.
Reese: Don't talk to me about nice! Miss Lock-Reese-in-a-drawer-for-months-on-end!
*eyeroll*

Mary: Did you know that some animals eat their own young? It's so sad. *cry*

Reese: Srsly. No. None of that.

Mary: MISERY AND WOE!
Reese: Unacceptable.

Reese: Hmmm...AHA! YES!
What are you doing?
Reese: Making candied apples?

Reese: MWUHAHA
Reese...if you're doing what I think you're doing...

Reese: Dude, srsly, not doing anything. Apples. With candy.
NO MEANS NO! Let me see...

Ugh.

Reese: *Mumble*
I can't believe you.

Mary: *emos*

fin

Wrong number?

Tue, 29 Nov 2005 19:21:53 GMT

This is a continuation of this thread on the role-play section of the PullipStyle.com forums.

Reese: Helloooooooooo! You've reached the pretty pink phone I found under the coffee table, how may I help you?!

Daniel: Uh...Reese...that's Miiko's pho-

Reese: NO TALKY! THIS COULD BE IMPORTANT!

Reese: Hello? Um...I don't think so. Nope. Nuh-uh. Yeah, Americans are stupid. I'm from Jamaica myself, how about you? What? You want me to put what where?
Daniel: Reese, you should probably hang up...

Miiko: GIVE ME MY PHONE, YOU SICKLY WENCH!

Reese:*scurries* YEAH SO ANYWAY! Do you like Patrick Swayze? We're getting married. Yeah, there will be alcohol at the wedding...mhmm...

Miiki: Don't think I can't see you down there, Reese. You will pay dearly if you don't give me my phone back right this instant!
Reese: Oh, that's just Miiko. Yeah, she always yells. Her hair is prematurely grey because of stress. Yeah. Uh-huh. A spa would probably be good, yeah.

Daniel: Cut her some slack. She's on all sorts of medications.
Miiko: I'm going to need to be medicated if I have to live here much longer.
Daniel: Hey, nobody forced you to come.

Miiko: That is not the point!
Reese: Pizza Hut? No. We don't have any of those. Craps? What? Oh....yeah....I don't think so...

Reese: I'm pretty good at poker, though.

FIN (for us, anyway!)

Reese loves vitamin C!

Sun, 27 Nov 2005 00:22:20 GMT

Reese: Moan...I think I'm dying...
Awww, Reese! You're sick, too?
Reese: *Nod*
Do you need anything, honey?

Reese: A hammer?
...A hammer?
Reese: To hit myself with.
....I'll call the doctor. Get some rest.

Reese: COULD SOMEONE GET ME SOME JUICE OR SOMETHING?! I'M DYING!

Reese: Do I...know you?
?: Well...no, but I live here and I heard you calling. I thought you could use this.

Daniel: Vitamin C is good for your immune system.

Reese: *To herself...* Merry Christmas to me!

Reese: Thanks. That's really nice of you. My name is Reese.
Daniel: I know. I'm Daniel.
Reese: You know?
Daniel: I've met everyone else in the house. Pandora showed me your picture.
Reese: Oh. This is Mickey.

Daniel: Nice to meet you, Mickey.

Reese: Mickey says you have really nice eyes.

Daniel: Mickey has nice eyes, too.
Reese: *SQUEE!*

FIN

OMGSNOW!!!1

Thu, 24 Nov 2005 19:24:31 GMT

Reese: OMG LOOK!
...What?
Reese: SNOW!!!
This is Massachusetts, Reese. What did you expect? Puppies?
Reese: OMGPUPPIESWHERE?!?!111

Reese: I MUST GO OUT AND SEE IT!
Puppies?
Reese: THE SNOW! Take me outside.
Reese...I can't...
Reese: OUTSIDE OUTSIDE OUTSIDEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I can't take you outside.
Reese: Fine. I'll go myself.

Reese: Just...gotta...mmmrph...so...high...
Reese...you can't jus-
Reese: THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU!

Reese: Right...over...gaaah...gotta...

Reese: Wow. This is high.
Yeah, well, it's my bed, and I'm a teensy bit bigger than you.
Reese: Whatevs, I can handle it.

Reese: See? I told you.
You still can't go outsi-
Reese: GOOD GOD THOSE ARE SOME BIG SCISSORS!
*facepalm*

Reese: ...And here I am. Going outside. Don't try to stop me.
YOU CAN'T GO OUTSI-

Reese: Hmmm. This should be interesting.

REESE! This is rediculous. Come back to my room.
Reese: NEVAAAAAAH! I'm going outside. I want to see the snow.

Reese: MRRRMPH....GEHH...GAH...UGH...
It's way too far for you, honey...

Reese: NONE OF YOUR CONCERN!
You'll never make it.
Reese: WATCH ME! This will be cake.

***Two hours later***

Reese: *panting*
Hey there. I came to check on your progress.
Reese: I hate you.

Reese: One...more...step...
Dude, you can't go outside. I've been trying to tel-
Reese: YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO HOLD ME DOWN! I WILL NOT BE SUPRESSED!
Uh...k.

Reese: HOW YA LIKE ME NOW?!?!
You still can't go.
Reese: Have you not been paying attention at all?!

Reese: HEY! HELP ME OUT HERE!
I told you a thousand times. I'm not taking you outside.

Reese: *jump...jump...jump*

Reese: I hate you.
I'm sorry. I have about 1200 hours worth of dishes to do. I'll take you out tomorrow.

FIN

A new addition...or two.

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 18:55:33 GMT

Christina: Are you sure I look alright?
You look great.
Christina: I wish you'd told me sooner that he was going to be moving in with us!
Where's the fun in that?

Christina: I haven't seen him in years...
Don't worry about it. You told me he was your best friend in high school.
Christina: Oh, he was! It's just going to be weird seeing him again after what happened.
I wish you weren't so affraid to talk about whatever that was.
Christina: It's complicated.

Pandora: Why don't you just tell him that you want his sweet sweet ass and get on with your life?

Christina: PAN!
Pandora: What? It's obvious.
Christina: It is not! I mean...I don't...I mean...
Calm down. Srsly.

Pandora: Relationships are for chumps.
Christina: Says the girl who got shot down.
Pandora: That was cold...
*DOORBELL*

Christina: OH GOSH! HE'S HERE! How's my hair?
You look fine. Chill out.

Christina: Um...We...uh...THE STAIRS...um...DOWN HERE!
Very smooth.
Pandora: *lol*

?: Hi honey, I'm home!
Christina: Oh lord...
Well...uh...
Pandora: I guess he's changed a bit more than you expected, ey Chris?

Christina: That's not Daniel, it's his sister. *whispers* Why didn't you tell me she was moving in, too?!
I didn't know...
Christina: RIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

Pandora: Hi, I'm Pandora.
?: Miiko. Nice to meet you. It's been a long time, Christina.
Christina: Uh huh.
Make yourself at home, Miiko. I'm sure you'll fit in nicely here.
Christina: *under her breath* Don't be so sure....
Pandora: SO! Where's the boy?
Miiko: Some red-head girl grabbed him the second we walked in the door. She said something about a tour of the apartment.
Pandora & Christina: Anneliese.

***UPSTAIRS***

Anneliese: ...and this is the bedroom. It's very cozy, oui?
Daniel: Uh huh.
Anneliese: Why don't you come sit next to me and tell me about London?
Daniel: No, thanks. I'm supposed to be meeting someone.

Daniel: If I ever get out of this room...

Christina: If Anneliese has gotten her claws into him already, it'll be another 3 years before I see him again.

FIN

Neglect and being a lady.

Mon, 21 Nov 2005 13:58:37 GMT

Reese: Oh sweet bed. How did I live without you?

Reese: Now if only my Patrick Swayze poster would get here. Damn Ebay.
*Ahem* Hi Reese.

Reese: OH, it's you. I do not converse with neglective...uh...yous.
I'm sorry I haven't been around lately. I've been really busy with other things.

Reese: You always say that!
I know, but it's true.

Reese: I'm sensitive, you know. I can't be left to sit in my room alone for weeks. My beauty needs to be shared with the world or I SHALL SURELY PERISH!
Uh...k.

Reese: I REFUSE TO BE CUTE FOR THE LIKES OF YOU!

Reese: Do you have any idea what it's been like around here since you've been gone?!
Um...quiet?
Reese: NO!

Reese: I've run out of places to hide...it never ends...it's constant...I can't sleep...I can't eat...
You don't eat anyway.
Reese: NOT THE POINT!
I don't understand what you're talking about...
?: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!

Victoria: How should you expect to catch a decent young man if you do not learn to keep house?
Reese: HOW SHOULD YOU EXPECT TO BLAHDEDA PRISSY MISS PRISSY PANTS MCGEE...

Victoria: A lady does not mock.

Reese: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Reese: I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE NAGGING! LOOK OUT BELOW!

Gimpy: GAH?!

FIN

For those of you wondering where I've been for the past...um...eternity, I have one word:

KITTY!!!

Pandora and April: The Dramatic Conclusion!

Tue, 08 Nov 2005 08:00:02 GMT

Clara: So you like her, but you won't to talk to her?
Pandora: You'd have to know her. She's just sort of intimidating...that's why I wrote her a letter.
Clara: Ah, I see. Well, that sounds like a good idea to me.

Pandora: I haven't seen her talk much to anyone, so I don't think she really ignores me or anything. She just seems really deep and serious.
Clara: Uh...what exactly does April look like?
Pandora: Green eyes, blonde hair...beautiful. She's really just...*sigh*...

Clara: You mean like that girl over there?

Pandora: Um...yeah...exactly like that.

April: Can we talk?

Pandora: *stares*
Clara: *whispers* Just talk to her! It's now or never.

Pandora: Would you mind leaving us alone for a little while?
Clara: Not at all. Let me know how it goes.

April: I...uh...I got your note.
Pandora: Oh?
April: Yeah. You see...um...you're a really nice person and all...but uh...

April: I'm kind of seeing someone.

Pandora: ...Oh.

April: I'm sorry. I hope we can be friends.
Pandora: Oh. Yeah, sure. That's fine.
April: Good. I have to go help Christina with dinner...so...I'll see you around.
?: PANDORA!
Pandora: Uh...?

Reese: *sniffle* I really need to talk to you. Is now a bad time?

Pandora: April has a girlfriend.
Reese: Your sister is the personification of evil and she's pushing me out of my place.

Pandora: It's not like I expected her to fall in love with me or anything, I just thought maybe she'd ignore the whole thing and everything would stay the way it was...
Reese: This is the worst day ever.

Pandora: Worst day ever.
Reese: At least we can be depressed together.

Pandora: Why does it feel like life is just a downward spiral?
Reese: Because you're weird and emo. And also because it is.

Reese: At least we have the 'Swayz.
Pandora: We'll always have the 'Swayz.

FIN

Reese, limelight stealer, and a man-eatting fish.

Tue, 08 Nov 2005 01:46:00 GMT

***Don't mind Reese's ugly makeup. She isn't finished, and I'm out of sandpaper, so, whatevs.***

Reese: I'M BACK!
When were you gone?
Reese: I went to the salon. Duh.
Ah...k?

Reese: *gasp*
Oh, that's Clara. She's Pan's sister. You weren't here when she got here.
Reese: But...she...she's not...
Uh...
Reese: SHE'S NOT TOTALLY FUG!
I'm...sorry?
Reese: I'm supposed to be the hottie hot!
Uh...yeah?

Clara: So. This is what people around here do?
BooBoo Kitty: Yup. Pretty much.
Muffin: IIIIIII LOOOOOOOOVE DOUGHNUUUUUTS...
Clara & BooBoo Kitty:...

Reese: Hey, I'm Reese.
Clara: I'm Clara. Nice to meet you.
Reese: Nice duck. You like animals?

Clara: Thanks. Yeah, I have a bunch of puppies back home. Speaking of which, I've been waiting for someone else to come around...I think there's something wrong with your dog.

Gimpy: Dah?

Reese: Echk...that's not mine.

Reese: These are my sweet sweet babies! Stewart, Crackers, and Monkeyboy.

Crackers: 'Sup.

Reese: This is Muffin. Try not to take him to seriously...he gets a little nervous when he meets new people and it might come off as a little...paranoid.

Muffin: I know what you're thinking. Yeah. I know. I always know. I'm watching you.

Reese: Yeaaaaaah...
Clara: Don't mind him.
Reese: Well, I guess since you're both new, I should explain the way things work around here.
Clara: K?
Reese: I'm everyone's favorite, so don't go trying to be all cutesy buttons limelight stealer.
Clara: "Stealer"?

Reese: You know what I mean, don't get cute with me. I know where you live.
Clara: Whatever. I'm not threatened by you.
Reese: Who said I was trying to? I just want to make sure you know where your place is on this dresser.
Clara: Again, whatever. I'm going to find Pan.

That was completely uncalled for, Reese.
Reese: I can't believe you. I thought you loved me.
I do. I love all of you girls.
Reese: What's going on around here then?
Reese, I don't really have time to talk. I have a paper to write. We can talk later.

Reese: Why do I get the feeling that I'm being replaced?

FIN

Clara, Muffin, and world domination.

Mon, 07 Nov 2005 06:56:53 GMT

You must be one of the new girls.
?: Yeah, I'm Clara. Nice to meet you.
I'm Tailea. The other girls aren't here right now, but you can just hang out if you want.
Clara: Thanks. I brought my duck with me...hope that's okay. His name is Muffin.
Yeah, it's fine. We just had about 5 animals appear out of thin air, so one more won't hurt.

Muffin: Does he always just...lie there like that?
BooBoo Kitty: Pretty much does.
Gimpy: Bah.

Clara: Ah, there he is over there! Looks like he's making new friends already.
Looks that way.
Clara: Is...something wrong...with that dog?
Don't ask.

SO! You're Pandora's sister?
Clara: Her older sister.
I'm not seeing a family resem-...
Clara: I was raised by our mother. We don't really have a whole lot in common, but we get along. We get along fine.

Okay...anyway...
Clara: Our family has issues. I'd rather not talk about them again.
I'm sorry. We can talk about something else?

Clara: How many other people live here?
Six right now, including you. But we're expecting another girl any day now.
Clara: SIX?! Does this mean I have to share a room?
Yeah...about that...

Clara: It's fine. I had to share a room with my brother until I was 15.
That's good...I mean weird...but good in a sense that...uh...yeah just weird.
Muffin: *poke*

Clara: Muffin, I'm in the middle of a conversation.
Muffin: He just sits there. Look at him. He's plotting. He's sitting there plotting. I can sense it.
The duck talks?
Clara: Of course he does.
._0
BooBoo Kitty: World domination, I bet.
Muffin: Def plotting world domination.
Great. Now the cat talks, too.

Clara: I seriously doubt that that dog is sitting there plotting world domination. It doesn't look like he's capable of any thought what-so-ever...
Muffin & BooBoo Kitty: *stare*

Gimpy: Geh?

Um...anyway...the others should be back any minute. Would you like some tea or something while you wait?
Clara: Do I have to stay with them?
No.
Clara: Then yes. Yes I do.

FIN

***ON ANOTHER NOTE***
Happy birthday Scottieface!!! Kisses and snuggles to you! :)

Post-mauling depression.

Wed, 02 Nov 2005 02:59:56 GMT

Christina: This is a TRAGEDY!
What...?

April: That huge yellow beast ate her hair.
Ah, yes, that...
Christina: I'm never leaving the dresser again.

Chris, it's not a big deal...
Christina: NOT A BIG DEAL?!

Christina: THIS IS NOT A BIG DEAL?!
OH SWEET JESUS!

Christina: My life is over...

Christina: I'm just going to lie here and wait for death...

Pandora: Are you okay down there?

April: She's bald.
Christina: APRIL MICHELLE WARREN! YOU MIND YOUR BUISNESS!
Pandora: You know, I think I may be able to help...

Christina: How could anyone possibly fix something like this?
Pandora: Well, not me, my sister.
Oh yeah, Pan's sister is one of the two girls you all faught to keep out.
Christina:...Oh.
Pandora: She went to cosmotology school. She can fix pretty much anything hair-related.

Christina: I don't know if I'd be comfortable asking someone I don't know to do something so huge for me.
Pandora: Don't worry about it, I'll do it.
Christina: Thanks, Pan. I really appreciate this.
Pandora: Don't mention it.

April: That's a really nice thing you did for my sister.
Pandora: *stares*
April: Uh...k.

FIN

We KNOW.

Fri, 28 Oct 2005 06:03:38 GMT

Reese: We have to talk.
About...?
Reese: We KNOW.
Huh?

Reese: I can't believe you would take in two new girls without consulting me first. Did you even take into consideration how the other four would feel?
...
Reese: We both know I will be fine, everyone loves me the most anyway. But do you really think everyone else needs even LESS camera time/attention? Srsly.
Uh...no?

Christina: I think what Reese was trying to say is that we all feel that we should've had a say in who moves in. It's crowded enough as it is on this dresser.

April: They'd better be hot, that's all I'm sayin'.

Pandora: I just can't believe you didn't think we'd want to know!

Anneliese: I AM EXTREMELY UPSET ABOUT THIS!
I know, I'm sorry. I guess I should've asked you all about it first...
Anneliese: Oh, no I don't give a damn about that.
Uh...what's the problem then?
Anneliese: I DON'T HAVE ANY SHOES THAT GO WITH THIS OUTFIT!

...No more talking for you.

Reese: We all have very strong feelings about this situation. Even Gimpy feels betrayed. He is worried that no one will have any room to love him when there are new people around.

Gimpy: Beh?

I can't sit here all night and listen to everyone's reasons for being mad at me about this.
Reese: Pandora and I have elected ourselves official spokespersons for this crisis.
Uh...k.

Pandora: Really, it isn't a big deal. None of us are really mad, per se. We just wanted you to know how we feel.
Reese: OMGPUPPIESAWWW! I LOVES YOU WIDDUW BAYBEH PUPPIIIIIIIIIES!
WTF, REESE! I thought this was important to you...
Reese: Oh dude, totally. Puppies are way important!
*sigh*. You know I-...IS THAT A CAT?!

Reese: Yeah. Pretty much looks like a cat.
*facepalm*

Pandora: ANYWAY! I think this is important. In order for all of us to have a solid relationship we need to be honest with eachother and respect eachother's feelings.
You know, I really think-...

Reese: PUPPUM WUPPUMS WIDDUW PUPPY BAYBEHS MOMMY WUBS OO SO MUCHLY AWWWZ!
Don't do that.

Gimpy: Gah.

Pandora: We just want a say in who comes to live with us.
I think you all need to work on getting along with eachother before anyone worries about getting along with new girls who aren't even in the country yet.

Reese: What are you talking about! We are all totally biffles!
Pandora: We get along fine, honestly.
Sure you do.

Reese: *whispers* If they're anything like Anneliese, we can feed them to Gimpy.
Pandora: Lolz.
Gimpy: :(

FIN

Your daily dose of Reese.

Thu, 27 Oct 2005 04:35:15 GMT

Reese: You look FABULOUS today! Have I told you that? It's true. Gorgeous. Like a glittering amazon.
Uh...what do you want?
Reese: Before you say anything, I'd just like to remind you of what a responsible person I am, and that Crackers totally hasn't died yet.
Reese, you can't have a dog.

Reese: Well, you see, I think it could be a very good experience for me! Ya know...and maybe it would help all of us bond? Right? Bonding is good?
Reese, no. You already have a fish.
?: YIP!
WTF?

Reese: Uh...I can totally explain this...
Seriously. WTF.

Reese: This woman in the parking lot was giving them away for free, and she said if they didn't find homes she was going to go drown them in the river! I SAVED THEIR LIVES!
Right.
Reese: I will take full responsibility for them. You won't have to do a thing. I will treat them as if they were my own children...except Gimpy. We could just give him to Anneliese or something...

Gimpy: Yip?

No. I said no dogs, and I ment no dogs.
Reese: I don't think you have a soul. How could you leave these poor babies out in the cold all alone and lonely?!
Crackers: Srsly.
Sigh.

Reese: Just look at their sad little puppy faces!

Gimpy: Merr?

I guess we can keep them here, but only for a trial period. If you don't take care of them, they're going to a shelter.
Reese: SUP PUPPIES?!!

Gimpy: Geh?

FIN

Makeovers, whores, and make-out bribery.

Thu, 27 Oct 2005 03:19:15 GMT

Christina: WE'RE BACK FROM THE MALL!
K?
Christina: Reese got a makeover!

Reese: I want to die.
Christina: Oh, pish posh! You look adorable!
Reese: Adorable like a whore?
Christina: NO! Let's ask someone who would know...

Christina: ANNELIESE! COME SEE REESE'S NEW OUTFIT!
Reese: I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Anneliese: What's up girlfriends!?
Christina: We need your opinion.
Reese: You will pay. With your life.

Christina: Doesn't Reese look adorable and completely NOT like a whore?

Reese: Trampy. Like a half-naked tramp.

Anneliese: OMGWTFHOT!!!1!ONE!11

Christina: Look, Reese, she isn't that bad. I think you two could be friends. Just stay here and try to be civil with her.
Reese: Do you WANT me to show you my pimp hand? Because I will. Most certainly.

Reese: Please don't say anything about boys or hot or thongs. I can't handle another concussion.
Anneliese: I def wasn't even going to, fo realz.

Reese: Okay?
Anneliese: I got you a super sweet present.
Reese: ...eh?
Anneliese: Close your eyes and count to 10!

Reese: If it's a thong, I will hurt you.
Anneliese: OKAY! OPEN!

Anneliese: 75% OFF IN THE "EVERYONE HATES THIS MOVIE" BIN!

Reese: DEAR SWEET MIKE!

Reese: *pets* Paaaaaaaaatriiiiiiick...

Reese: Swaaaaaaaaaayzeeeeeee...

Anneliese: So you, like, def want to make out with me now. K?

Reese: IIIIIII'VE HAAAAAD THE TIME OF MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE...

Anneliese: So...that's a no, then?