Neglect and being a lady.

Reese: Oh sweet bed. How did I live without you?



Reese: Now if only my Patrick Swayze poster would get here. Damn Ebay.
*Ahem* Hi Reese.


Reese: OH, it's you. I do not converse with neglective...uh...yous.
I'm sorry I haven't been around lately. I've been really busy with other things.


Reese: You always say that!
I know, but it's true.


Reese: I'm sensitive, you know. I can't be left to sit in my room alone for weeks. My beauty needs to be shared with the world or I SHALL SURELY PERISH!
Uh...k.


Reese: I REFUSE TO BE CUTE FOR THE LIKES OF YOU!


Reese: Do you have any idea what it's been like around here since you've been gone?!
Um...quiet?
Reese: NO!


Reese: I've run out of places to hide...it never ends...it's constant...I can't sleep...I can't eat...
You don't eat anyway.
Reese: NOT THE POINT!
I don't understand what you're talking about...
?: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!


Victoria: How should you expect to catch a decent young man if you do not learn to keep house?
Reese: HOW SHOULD YOU EXPECT TO BLAHDEDA PRISSY MISS PRISSY PANTS MCGEE...


Victoria: A lady does not mock.


Reese: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!


Reese: I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE NAGGING! LOOK OUT BELOW!


Gimpy: GAH?!

FIN



For those of you wondering where I've been for the past...um...eternity, I have one word:

KITTY!!!